Goth girls are not defined by the way they look
Dark pants, dark shirt, dark shoes, dark dress
Who cares they look like a villain from a comic book?
Not me
It’s the inside that’s a real fine mess

She may seem nice
She may seem cute
Just a girl with a deviant fashion sense
But once you get a taste of that forbidden fruit
She dishes out the psycho at your expense
She dishes out the psycho at your expense
So if you ever feel that certain click
You still shouldn’t date a goth chick

Goth girls are not all made from the very same mold
You’ve got dumb ones, smart ones, cool ones, bland ones
Just like everyone else, truth be told
We all have problems but they’ve got ’em in tons

She may seem nice
She may seem cute
Just a girl with a deviant fashion sense
But once you get a taste of that forbidden fruit
She dishes out the psycho at your expense
She dishes out the psycho at your expense
So if you ever feel that certain click
You still shouldn’t date a Goth chick

Just get yourself a happy-go-lucky, cheerful girl
Save yourself some trouble and emotional swirl
She may have her ups
But you get her downs
While all the while your buddies are giving you frowns

She may seem nice
She may seem cute
Just a girl with a deviant fashion sense
But once you get a taste of that forbidden fruit
She dishes out the psycho at your expense
She dishes out the psycho at your expense
She dishes out the psycho at your expense
So if you ever feel that certain click
You still shouldn’t date a Goth chick
If you ever feel lovesick
You shouldn’t have dated a goth chick

Copyright 2012. Words and music by F.N. de Boer