Cupid is Blind

He shoots people with arrows of gold
While they’re looking in mirrors
Or so I’ve been told

He shoots people with arrows of lead
While they’re facing their soul mates
And sharing a bed

If I ever see that little cherub flying
I’m gonna shoot him in the bum
‘Cause cupid is blind and so is his mum

She’s been shot, she’s been struck, she’s been hit
While the one she desires
Doesn’t love her one bit
He’s been shot, he’s been struck, he’s been torn
Because she couldn’t care less
If he hadn’t been born

If I ever see that little cherub flying
I’m gonna shoot him in the bum
‘Cause cupid is blind and so is his mum

And one day, one day
I’m gonna cram that bow up his ass
And one day, one day
I’m gonna cram that bow up his ass
He’s gonna dish out is love, and I’ll say
I’ll pass

She’s been shot, she’s been struck, she’s been hit
While the one she desires
Doesn’t love her one bit
He’s been shot, he’s been struck, he’s been torn
‘Cause she couldn’t care less
If he hadn’t been born

If I ever see that little cherub flying
I’m gonna shoot him in the bum
‘Cause cupid is blind and so is his mum

Copyright 2012. Words and music by F.N. de Boer

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